The internet is a disgusting, perverted hellscape of existential dread, and nothing exemplifies that quite as much as the #McChicken thread on Twitter, which launched after the world's No. 1McDonald's fan decided to get sexual with its namesake chicken sandwich.
This is under no circumstances a veiled attempt to get you to investigate the matter. This is a well-documented, official warning that your life won't ever be the same if you do. (But if you must see the NFSW video ... well, you can Google it.)
Here is a very small snapshot of reactions from the people who decided watch the unspeakable...  



When you see "McChicken" is trending but then you find out why.



when ya hitting the mcchicken from the back and she turns around and says KFC is trash.